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Alabama Fans Are Deadly Serious About Football

A wheeled casket gives new meaning to the war cry, “Roll Tide!”

Janice Harayda
2 min readDec 31, 2021

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A casket in UA colors that says “Roll Tide Roll” / Credit: Sky Caskets

Alabama football fans call their team’s head coach Nick Saban “St. Nick,” as though he’d already died and been canonized. They make pilgrimages to a 9-foot-tall bronze statue him on the campus Tuscaloosa. They believe he earns his $9.7 million a year salary by performing miracles like that 2021 Iron Bowl victory in quadruple overtime.

UCLA, Texas A&M, and the University of Virginia have all pulled out of 2021 bowl games because of Covid-19 protocols. But Alabama, with its immortality established in the days of the legendary head coach Paul “Bear” Bryant, plays University of Cincinnati today in the Cotton Bowl.

And then there’s this: A wheeled casket that gives new meaning to the Crimson Tide’s war cry, “Roll Tide!”

Custom caskets or burials are nothing new — just look at what the ancient Egyptians did for King Tut — but in an age of personal branding, they’re gaining in popularity.

Funeral director Kurt Soffe told the Wall Street Journal that as many as 90% of caskets sold at his Jenkins-Soffe funeral home in South Jordan, Utah, have custom details. Boomers, he said, “they like things their way.”

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Janice Harayda
Janice Harayda

Written by Janice Harayda

Critic, novelist, award-winning journalist. Former book editor of the Plain Dealer and book columnist for Glamour. Words in NYT, WSJ, and other major media.

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